Time to put the glory days of the Mallards in the past

Photo by Sean Flynn Photography

Don Doxsie wrote an article saying that the Mallards’ glory days aren’t coming back. I have no idea why he chose to write this as they head into their first home playoff game. Also, Bobby Metcalf at the Times does an excellent job covering the Mallards, which makes this opinion piece even more baffling. In my opinion, Doxsie painted an incomplete picture of the past and present of the Mallards franchise.

League Quality

Doxsie admits that the ECHL has a higher talent level than the old Colonial Hockey League and United Hockey League. I’d argue that the ECHL is much better for fans in the long run. Those old leagues were like a janitor buying a mansion with an adjustable rate mortgage – amazing at first but never going to last.

The features of the UHL and CoHL that allowed the Mallards to flourish also caused several teams to fold. Eventually, it nearly caused the Mallards to fold, too. Those old leagues had a soft salary cap. Teams could spend as much as they wanted, but had to pay a luxury tax if they spent over a certain amount. If your team had a lot of money, you could have a good team every year. If your team didn’t, you were doomed. The Mallards experienced both. In the beginning when attendance skyrocketed, things snowballed and went amazingly well. Towards the end, things snowballed in the opposite direction. If you are going to credit the old CoHL and UHL with helping the Mallards succeed, they also deserve some blame for nearly causing them to fold.

Mallards vs Trashers playoff game in 2006

The nadir came in 2006. The Mallards lost in 7 games in the first round of the playoffs to the Danbury Trashers. The Mallards came into the playoffs on a tear, and fans were starting to get excited and come back to the Mark in big numbers. Losing that series killed that momentum. After the season, it was revealed that the Trashers were owned by the actual mafia and had tripled the salary cap. It was unlikely that they paid the luxury taxes for going over the salary cap. The UHL commissioner’s voice appeared on surveillance tapes. The blatant cheating by the Trashers killed a great chance for the Mallards to revive their franchise. Why would we want to go back to a league like that?

Finally, Doxsie seems to suggest that parity is kind of a bad thing since no teams end up with really high win totals. The flip side is that more teams feel like they have a chance. Having strong parity seems to work great in the NHL. Parity is better for the long-term health of the league and teams within it. Teams in the ECHL may still occasionally fold, but it won’t be because they got steamrolled repeatedly by the same handful of rich (and possibly corrupt) teams.

Team Quality

Nobody can say that the current Mallards team compares to the levels of winning of the 1990s teams. But the level of play of the ECHL is higher. Mallards players today are much more likely to make it to the NHL than players from those 90s teams. We’ve already had dozens move up to the AHL. Steve Michalek has joined the Minnesota Wild but not gotten into a game yet.

Brandon Marino

There have been many notable highlights in the more recent seasons of the Mallards. A couple years ago they won their first playoff series in 11 years. They then pushed the Allen Americans to the brink of elimination, coming as close to beating them as any team has during their four-year run of championships. This year, the Mallards had one of their longest winning streaks in franchise history.

In 2012, Brandon Marino won the MVP award of the Central Hockey League’s All-Star game. Normally, that would be big news. The Times did not mention it on their web site at first. Instead, they ran a story that night about how the team was struggling financially. A story about Marino did appear on the site later.

I and several other annoyed Mallards fans wrote an email to Doxsie to complain about the snub. I still have the emails. His response was that their coverage had not diminished much even though the team had “declined in attendance and quality since the 1990s”. If he had paid attention, he would have realized that the team had increased in quality for 3 straight years by that time. That 2011-12 team was one of the most entertaining ones in years. Brandon Marino would later earn MVP honors for the full season. This was a huge achievement for Marino and the team.


Just because attendance was so high back in the 1990s does not mean we should feel bad that our attendance is merely around the league average now. If anything it shows there is room for growth. They will not average 9,000 per game again, but they can certainly do better.

The main reason for the slight decrease in attendance this year was due to the end of $1 beer night. Ending $1 beer night was actually an improvement for hockey fans, as they often had to endure obnoxious drunk people. The fans showing up this year are there to see the Mallards and are not there for cheap beer. Also, the decline of $1 beer night fans was partially offset by a modest increase in normal fans. If they had not continued to increase their attendance in other ways, ending $1 beer night would have caused a larger drop in attendance than it did.

Doxsie mentioned that the Mallards curtain off much of the upper bowl. The Mallards are not unique in this. The Milwaukee Admirals, Tulsa Oilers and Iowa Wild have all used curtains. I’m sure there are more. Have Des Moines newspapers ever written an opinion piece lamenting the Iowa Wild using a curtain for their upper bowl? I doubt it.

Walls Fargo Arena in Des Moines with a curtain over the upper bowl.

Doxsie closes the article with:

“… if the Mallards can win a few more games and maybe win a championship one of these years, maybe they can at least remove those curtains from the upper deck.”

I don’t know if he is aware that the Mallards had two games this year where the upper bowl curtain was removed due to large crowds.


The rivalries back in the old CoHL and UHL were legendary. The potential for rivalries in the ECHL is not as high, but it’s still there. There is no reason why the Mallards should not be big rivals with the Komets. The Mallards played the Komets 12 times this season, and will play them at least 4 more times in the playoffs. That is plenty enough times for a rivalry to develop. If the Mallards finally hold up their end of this rivalry, it could take off.

Anyone who talks to Mallards fans would know that they almost universally hate the Komets. Their newspaper writers are arrogant and have frequently disregarded or belittled the Mallards over the years. After game one of this playoff series, the headline of one article included the words “ho hum”. A few years back, they openly mocked the Mallards as they were struggling with various ownership changes.

One reason rivalries took off in the 1990s was because our local media covered all the details of them! If someone in the rival city ever said anything negative about the Mallards, it made the newspapers here. The same opportunity still exists.  The media does not create rivalries by itself, but they can help them along a great deal.


My frustration with this article and the previous ones like it is that they reveal that Doxsie is not paying attention to these details, or simply just doesn’t care. He does not take the time to view the Mallards from the perspective of their current fans, or even try to understand why people like this team enough to buy season tickets.

The things that have happened with the Mallards in the last 3 years are a lot more relevant than what happened in 1997. It’s time to finally put the past in the past, and realize that we have a good thing going on here in the present. If the Mallards ever contend seriously for another cup, it won’t be like the 1990s. It will be very cool and fun in its own way, and the accomplishment will stand on its own two webbed feet.


Cloud Atlas.

Cloud Atlas.


I am still obsessed with this movie. I watched it once, and I wasn’t even positive that I liked it. When I watched it a second time, it hit me like a ton of bricks. Maybe others picked up on this idea after their first viewing, and I am just slow. I had to watch the movie twice to come to this conclusion, but here it is:

All six of the main characters in the six stories die, and roughly 40% of the movie Cloud Atlas takes place in Heaven, or an afterlife.

OK, so I’m not saying that this is the “CORRECT” interpretation, but in my opinion it is definitely one way of looking at this movie. My interpretation is also influenced by the fact I read the book. In the book, in a few places they talk about what they mean by a “cloud atlas”. Whether it is heaven, or just some deeper truth, they are definitely hinting at something. Something they can sense but not quite see, that you need an “atlas” to find. I’ve watched this movie like 8 times now and I still see different things I missed in previous viewings, and also interpret it differently each time. This is what makes it such a great work of art.

There are two times in the movie where they practically come right out and tell you that what you are seeing is in the afterlife. The first time is after Luisa Ray’s car is pushed off the bridge. She passed out from the collision. As she wakes up and starts swimming to the surface, Zachry’s voice comes over and says “Nay, the dead never stay dead. Open your ears, and they never stop a-yibberin’.” Right after that, the scene shifts to The Big Isle story, and the camera lands on Meronym (another character played by Halle Berry).

The other time they strongly imply this is near the end when the Archivist asks Sonmi, “Does this mean you believe in an afterlife? In a heaven or a hell?” She says: “I believe death is only a door. When it closes, another opens. If I care to imagine heaven, I would imagine a door opening, and behind it, I would find him there, waiting for me.” Right as she says “I would imagine a door opening…”, the scene changes to Adam Ewing opening a door to be reunited with Tilda (another character also played by Doona Bae). I believe they are telling you that Adam Ewing actually passed away during that boat ride, and we are seeing him pass through a door to his afterlife. We know he was poisoned on the boat ride, and was very near death. I’d argue that he actually did die.

Only two of the characters are shown actually dying on-screen – Robert Frobisher and Sonmi-451. However, all of the other 4 characters had near-death experiences. Here is a closer look at each character’s near-death experience:

Adam Ewing – I talked about this above. He is on his death bed being poisoned. Then miraculously a slave helps save him. I believe he actually died from that poison, and what we see after that is his version of Heaven, when he is reunited with Tilda.

Robert Frobischer – He was a thief, a cheat and a murderer. He commits suicide, and his soul kind of “becomes” the Cloud Atlas symphony he had been working on (this is made more obvious if you’ve read the book). To me, a soul being sentenced to an eternity as a melancholy symphony is the Cloud Atlas version of Hell.

Luisa Ray – After her near-death experience on the bridge, she miraculously gets out of the car, is saved by a guy who knew her dad (guardian angel?), and she locates another copy of the report she needs to nail the oil company, that she didn’t even know existed. I think she died in that car accident and went to Heaven.

Timothy Cavendish – After his run-in with the thugs he ends up in Purgatory. He gets sent to a nursing home he can’t escape because he slept with his brother’s wife. He only is able to escape Purgatory once he has done a good deed in helping some of his fellow prisoners escape. After his escape, he ends up in Heaven, reuinted with his old lover from many years back who just happened to live in the same house.

Sonmi-451 – I believe she and Hae-Joo Chang both died on the platform, because what happens after that is simply not believable. First, Hae-Joo is miraculously alive again. How did he survive that fall? It is never explained. Then Hae-Joo turns into basically a super-hero to help her escape. Finally, she falls in love with him, and helps the resistance broadcast a critical message which leads to their success. She then convinces the Archivist of her cause, and dies a martyr. She ends up having her own version of Exultation in the end. In my opinion, all of this is Sonmi’s version of Heaven.

Zachry – He has his throat slit nearly in the same way his brother had his slit. I believe he died right then, because again, what happens next is not believable. Miraculously, Meronym appears behind a rock right at the right moment to save him. How did she get there? Whatever the case, Zachry survives and ends up living on another planet and having babies with Halle Berry. I’m pretty sure that would be Heaven for a lot of people.

What I love about this movie is that there are so many ways to interpret it. This interpretation just happens to be my favorite, but there are other good ones as well.